Jun 18

In an effort to keep up with the rest of the WoW bloggers out there, I thought I’d post this. Unfortunately, I can’t lay claim to it, I think it originated on the official forums somewhere.

Sang to the tune of the theme of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”

Now this is the story of all about how
My spec got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the feral prince of Dire Bear.

In West Plaguelands born and raised
Healing in Tree Form is how I spent most of my days,
Stackin’ Lifeblooms and Rejuvs and dancin’ real cool
And Swiftmendin’ some tanks takin’ damage like a fool.
When a couple of rogues who were up to no good
Pulled some extra mobs on Jahood.
I got in one little wipe and my group got scared,
They said “You’re hearthin’, respeccin’, and tankin’ in Bear!”

I whistled for my mount and when it came near
The license plate said feral and had dice in its ear.
If anything I could say this mount was fast
But I thought, “Now forget it, I’m hearthin’ to Shattrath!”

I pulled up to Moonglade about seven or eight
And I yelled to the trainer “Yo resto, smell ya later!”
I looked at my talents, I was finally there!
To go to Karazhan and tank in Dire Bear.

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